I am narcissistic, excitable and mostly incoherent. I may be either incredibly sanctimonious or unbelievably affable, depending on the time of the day and the weather.

I love grey skies and rain over beautifully bleak meadows with little white flowers. You may give me white flowers if you please. They may be tied together with a dark purple ribbon or a lavender one.

I am also quite partial to sarcasm, wit, calligraphy, black pens, stiletto heels, Broadway, the French language, gleefully slashable movies about English History-and-Literature-learning boys, cheesy romance, William Butler Yeats, two-bite brownies, fruit and nut chocolate bars, baking things out of a box, Macbeth, embedding gummy bears within lime Jell-O, playing Scrabble, Victor Hugo, randomness, singing aloud, blood-red roses, chaos theory, and musicals about the following: repressed German schoolchildren, French revolutionaries, musicians living in basements of opera houses.